Woosie Club

hi to all members of the Woosie Club,

thank you all for the nomination of membership to the round table, my first instinct was to decline, as even I could not contemplate emptying ALL the cassettes??.  However on refelection that doubt changed my mind guess I am a big woosie after all .

So with the title "Sir Chunky" I gratefully accept my seat along side other distinguished members of the club.

B.T.W. no we never did get another dog, as the time we have been without one as made us fully aware just how much looking after it takes to fullfil the commitment of taking on another one.

"Sir Chunky"

Yippee, Welcome to the Woosie Club Sir Chunky, we will have to get a bigger round table soon. Seats for;

King DD

Sir Gagakev

Sir Rob T

Dame TC

Lady Mel

Sir WC (Woodlands Camper)

Sir WC Kopite

Sir Chunky (Colin-yorkshire)

Hope I havent left any one off the list, carry on like this and we could over run the PC Rally.

silly replys i must be in keeviinnng .

And some woosies complain over the smell, 

Well they are putting it all to a good use here , 

Hope they have a blow back connector fitted 

I'll be at the CC Chapel Lane site over Christmas so if any other Woosies are there I'll buy them a drink and mince pie .

A very merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all.

Going to see if my Thetford toilet modification works today.

Sorry cant take up your offer King DD, could'nt stomach the mince pie thing, disgusting. As bad as emptying the casssette,

Perhaps I now qualify twice for the Woosie Club

We can call you Sir Gagakev WC Bar.

Like a DFC Bar in WW2.

Is a member of the “Woosie” club a Wooser?

Anyway any club or round table ought to have a collection of lavatorial stories. This is one that happened a few years back when we were rallying regularly.

 On this particular rally a friend (named Dick, aptly! ) decided it was emptying time. Went in van to tell wife but she was out “chinwagging” somewhere. So Dick took the loo to the emptying point on the way a natter here and there, you know how it is, a bit of time passed. Eventually emptied loo and returned to van, opened front locker put his blue in, returned to the loo locker opened the door, to be confronted with the full complement piled in the bottom of the compartment. The screamed word “Ann” could be heard around the site. Yep she had done it, she had used the loo while he was away. She said “she just thought the valve had been left open, and proceeded. “

Dick was ever so gallant about it and made her clean it out. He said “there’s a difference between emptying it and collecting it, get on with it”

I suspect he was the original Woosie, certainly a loser (wooser)

So after this episode I always make sure communications are in place to cover the “job”

Any more stories? I’ve one or two more for another day.

If I came back to see that parcel in the compartment not only would she be cleaning that up she would be cleaning up my Vomit as well.

Man I could not handle that, I would always be thinking has she cleaned it all up, has she left any behind,

In fact I would seriously consider Part exchanging the van.

Gee I feel sick, got to go and lie down now.

Kev, you are Woosieness personified. The very pinnacle of Woosiedom.  King DD must be so proud.

mel